I've tried the long approach to reconciling this whole 'infidelity detection tips' issue that makes so much money on the internet. Fuck that shit, women of all ages, here are 5 simple, absolutely free ways to discover if your man is cheating with another woman.
1. Is his dick is in another woman's Cleavage?
2. Is his dick is in another woman's Hand?
3. Is his dick is in another woman's Ass?
4. Is his dick is in another woman's Mouth?
5. Is his dick is in another woman's Pussy?
That's right, it's the Sex Detective's patented, genital CHAMP* infidelity test, 100% guaranteed to reveal his wandering ways. Seriously, what other option do you have? A spontaneous confession? Good luck with that, you crazy, paranoid bitch!
*And don't worry, lads, you too can assess your girl's fidelity too. Just apply the oral TRAMP test today (Tongue, Rigid root-rocket, Anus, Meat marbles, Perineum).
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